If You Can't Kill Them With Kindness Just Try Poison Car Coaster Set of 2

Plan A Didn't Work. Time for Plan B.

She tried kindness. She really did. But some people just push you to the next option. The If You Can't Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Poison Car Coaster Set of 2 features a stunning retro pin-up beauty holding a bowl and spoon — looking absolutely fabulous while plotting absolutely nothing. Handmade for the woman with a wicked sense of humor and impeccable taste.

• 🧾 Material: Premium neoprene — absorbent, non-slip, and durable
• 📏 Size: 2.75" diameter — fits most standard cup holders
• 🎨 Design: Retro pin-up woman with the iconic quote, sublimation-printed — vivid colors that won't fade or peel
• 📦 Comes as a set of 2 — one for each cup holder!
• ❤️ Handmade: Each set is made to order with care
• 😈 For the woman who always looks innocent but never actually is

Makes a wickedly funny gift for your most dramatic friend, your favorite villain era girlie, or yourself — because sometimes the audacity of people requires a creative response. Pair it with a tumbler full of something delicious!

Kindness first. Always. 😉✨